AKA Why I Don’t Do Well On Computer Science Midterm Exams

Oh, Code.

7pm: Download homework and example C code

7:05-7:06: Attempt to compile example C code with Notepad++

7:06-7:26: Attempt to compile example C code with Eclipse

7:26-7:30: Bang head on table

7:45: Finally realize to download Visual C++

7:50-8:10: Attempt to figure out how Visual C++ works. HOW COME THERE CAN’T JUST BE A UNIVERSAL COMPILER?!?!?!

8:15: Compiles and builds test code successfully. Tears of joy.

8:15-8:20: Completes first HW problem. Haha, this is easy.

8:20-8:30: Stares blankly at second HW problem.

8:30-8:40: More staring.

8:40-8:55: Makes feeble first attempt. Fails. Begins to format code to make cool looking ASCII shapes.

9:00-10:20: Dinner.

10:45-11:15: Continues to fail at coding. Infinite loop. Wrong results.

11:20-11:30: Can I just get a prime number generator?

11:35-11:45: Re-reads pseudocode. Oh.

11:45-12:00: IT HAS TO WORK…but infinite loop again -___-

12:00-12:10: Proofread.

12:10AM: Hits head on table. DOH!

12:11AM: IT’S ALIVE! 541! Hallelujah bonzai tree! Runs out of the room screaming. Emphactically gives middle finger to Computer Science.

The End.